And now I'm looking at a list of the 11 most awesome beds.

I made this blog to talk mostly about all of the things in this world I hate in hopes that my angry words will inspire laughter in others and I can feel successful in a social yet totally non-social capacity, so I was originally going to name the blog "Hate Club" and have my logo be a giant sandwich of shit I detest (get it?! like a CLUB sandwich! a HATE CLUB sandwich!!!!). But then I decided NO, that shit is NOT FUNNY ENOUGH, so I named it Future Bedtime Stories instead. Which still isn't funny.

The point is, I started googling pictures of beds to inspire my title image, and what happened?! I typed in "bed" and suddenly got like 5 pictures of beds that look like fucking SANDWICHES!!!!!

So now I am full of regret.

EDIT: Okay, so I've got the words "future" and "sandwich" both floating around in my mind, but do you think they'll ever invent a toaster-like device where you put the bread in and sandwiches pop out?