And now for a blog adaptation of what I wrote. And by adaptation, I mean I copy and pasted almost everything, though I did have to recreate a couple from memory.
Ad: Kim Kardashian's ugly shoe dazzle survey ad
Response: I've actually attempted to do this stupid survey twice before, and it forces you to pick what you'd be most likely to wear out of a collection of hideous shoes and bags, then is supposed to suggest to you what kind of horrible ugly stripper shoes you should purchase. Not to mention, I never even got to know what stripper Tanya should be wearing because it forces you to sign up for something to get the results, which was somehow still disappointing because after all that work you sort of just want to know what the results are regardless of whether or not they interest you.
Ad: THE SAME FUCKING KIM KARDASHIAN SHOE AD AFTER I SAID NO
Response: Oh my god, did I literally not just 45 seconds ago bash this stupid worthless ugly shoe ad? I THINK I DID. So facebook, stop pretending like you are taking my preference into consideration when even after I hit that little X indicating NO! I DO NOT WANT THIS! you still put the stupid ad back on my page the SECOND I hit refresh. FASCISTS
Ad: Modcloth (originally I exited this ad, but instead of clicking "Other" as the reason for disliking the ad [which is the only way you can write a response], I had clicked "Repetitive." Then of course it showed up again immediately after.)
Response: I SAID THIS SHIT WAS REPETITIVE!! Really, thank you for proving my point, but get this shit out of here! I already visit modcloth biweekly and never buy anything so what is this ad going to do! NOTHING!!!!!!!!
Ad: Weightwatchers
Response: Dude, not cool. It's like I post a new profile picture and if facebook doesn't like it, up come the weight loss ads. Maybe an ad for weight loss isn't the best way to inform me that I have a weight problem. And what makes you think that a weight loss ad is going to make me realize I desperately need to slim down? Because it doesn't. Especially not when the next ad is covered in fucking CUPCAKES (see below). Anyway, STOP CALLING ME FAT!
Ad: I don't remember, something about city deals (probably a city I don't live in), but all I remember is that the main image was a bunch of delicious looking cupcakes.
Response: Do you want me to lose weight or what?
Ad: Don't remember...something about moms, and possibly daycare.
Response: Is this another blow on my self esteem? Is all this "mom" shit because I look pregnant IE FAT?!
Ad: NYC Bucket List
Response: 365 things to do in New York City before I die? I feel like they're just telling me that I'm going to die in a year. And I've always been the kind of person that doesn't want to know when I'm going to die because I don't want it to affect my life decisions. Now I have to travel to Dubai, bang Bruce Willis, dunk myself into a vat of radioactive goo to see what powers I get (possibly powers that will save my life?!), have a threesome AND eat a blowfish before the year is over! GODDAMN YOU! Also, I don't live in New York!
Ad: Ayza Wine and Chocolate Bar
Response: THIS TRULY PISSED ME OFF! I was like, oh cool, an ad that actually looks interesting because it implies free booze and snacks, so I actually went to the website to see what it was all about and GUESS WHAT IT'S IN FUCKING NEW YORK AGAIN STOP CRUSHING MY DREAMS
Ad: Rosetta Stone
Response: ENGLISH IS ENOUGH!!!!
UNTIL LATER! Goodbye.
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